![]() ![]() It's time for me to stop bein' so irresponsible. Now what am I gonna do? I gotta pay rent and I just wasted three weeks writin' my memoirs. I'm a big book publisher who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. Wull yeah, but, maybe people will read my memoirs and like, apply its lessons to their own lives. people aren't interested in autobiographies of towels. I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody's ever going to publish your memoirs. I guess I could edit those chapters down some.ĭon't bother. Well, that's quite a fascinating story, you being engineered as a towel with a computer chip that determines dryness.Ĭhapters 4 through 8, however, seem to all be about Doritos Brand Corn Chips. The publisher reviews the first draft Towelie brings inĪha. I bet people can't wait to read my memoirs. ![]() He gets to work at an old typewriter: he puts a paper in and rolls it into place. ![]() Hey yeah! I should become a writer! If I just write a book about my life, I can get it published and then make plenty of money to pay rent. I need to shape up and find a new job, quick. The rent's due at the end of the month, and I don't have any money. Towelie walks towards the camera, dejectedĪw man, I really screwed up this time. He's clueless!Īll right, that's it! Get out of here! You're fired! How spicy would you like your Chang sauce?įine, except this towel has been mixing Chang sauce for fifteen minutes. How spicy would you like me to make your Chang sauce?Ĭhris, the people at Table 3 need their check. Mingie and Gary, Oprah's private parts. ![]()
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